I’m a journeyman copywriter and a master breather (I can basically do it without thinking).


Born in rain-soaked Seattle, I now live in Los Angeles, where I enjoy the outrageous privilege of wearing white shoes.


In the past I’ve worked as a realtor, a bartender, and currently, as an English teacher, where I get paid to overwhelm high-schoolers with information about my intellectual interests. 


I hope you enjoy this website, and I wish you the best.