Nick Zielinski is a journeyman copywriter and a master breather (he can basically do it without thinking).
Born in rain-soaked Seattle, he now lives in Los Angeles, where he enjoys the outrageous privilege of wearing white shoes.
In the past he’s worked as a realtor, a bartender, and currently, as an English teacher, where he gets paid to overwhelm high-schoolers with information about his intellectual interests.
He hopes you enjoy this website, and wishes you the best.